Showing posts with label Naruto. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naruto. Show all posts

Monday, March 31, 2014

Old Game Reviews

So I remembered I wrote a review for a beloved video game series adapted from a manga/anime and even though newer games has been released in the franchise, I don't own them yet. So I'm going to re-post my old game review. I don't aim to please, I aim to be honest.

NARUTO ULTIMATE NINJA STORM: GENERATIONS REVIEW

Received the game yesterday because it was preordered and I defeated Story Mode already, today. Short playing time if you're only playing Story Mode. There's 11 'tales' you can play through:

The Tale Of Young Naruto
The Tale of Naruto Uzumaki (Shippuden)
The Tale of Sasuke Uchiha (Shippuden)
The Tale of Zabuza and Haku
The Tale of Jiraiya the Gallant
The Tale of Itachi Uchiha
The Tale of Kakashi Hatake
The Tale of Gaara
The Tale of Minato Namikaze
The Tale of Madara Uchiha (Tobi)
The Tale of Killer Bee (have to defeat Tobi's storyline to unlock)

Your choice with who to start with, I started with Young Naruto. The game play is easier yet harder at the same time. My problem with it is that you cannot Ninja Dash to your enemy, you literally just have to walk/run towards them in Story Mode although it's not much better in Free Fighting Mode. Now Substitution jutsu is a thousand times easier and sets up your battles to look awesome but it is so easy to get around people's Ultimate Jutsu which isn't welcomed if you're the one trying to use it. I also dislike the distance in this game, when you use Substitution jutsu, sometimes you appear close to them but other times you end up so far away from them and it's hard to close the gap, especially when fighting Deidara and Tobi.
       I don't know what they were thinking when they programmed that in. It sucks but the overall battle is pretty if you can pull off some wicked combos. Sasuke and Killer Bees are beasts in this game, their taijutsu are damn near impossible to block or substitute so be weary of that, they have some long, heavy hitting combos which get annoying real quick.
       Another problem with this game is the repetition of some of the battles, for some reason they thought it was fun to have Sasuke and Itachi fight one another 5 times throughout the game, it gets boring but the other fights are pretty cool. You can play as and against Tobi when he had the handcuffs as weapons, Tobi is one hard motherfucker to beat but it is possible.
      The anime scenes however are awesome although the dubbing is atrocious. Seriously the words do not match the mouth 80% of the time, given the time they had with this game, this is no excuse for that. I WANT TO BREAK VIC MIGNONA'S JAW SO HE CANNOT VOICE ACT FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS! Not only does he fail as Nagato but he also voices Obito which just does not fit. SOMEONE GET HIM THE FUCK OFF THIS SHOW!
      Tobi's voice has changed from Ulitmate Ninja 2, both as his childish personality and "Madara" personality. His new "Madara" voice makes him sound like he's 100, it's deep but it's also graveling, like the guy is chewing on rocks. Actually, he sounds a lot like Kakuzu which doesn't fit either. I prefer Nolan North as Tobi's "Madara's" personality, that guy had a cool voice. Also, only Gaara had good voice acting in this game which he is voiced by Liam O'Brien.
        A problem I have with the Shippuden cast is that all their characters still sound the same. This is a one in a million show where the characters grow and get older yet they still sound like they're 12, except for Gaara here. His voice is much deeper because Mr. O'Brien probably realized that his character is now 17 years old and is a respectable leader and not a 12 year old psychopath anymore. I salute you Mr. O'Brien, I salute you.
        For Free Fighting, there are several modes such as single or team battle, Survive, Tournement and the return of Training Mode which is awesome since the gameplay is slightly different. I haven't spent much time here except to test try Hashirama Senju because I'm a Madara Uchiha fan. Fuck you and your wood jutsu.
There are more collectibles here and you get to buy titles, yay. I defeated all 11 Storylines but that just doesn't get you half the collectibles. Not by a long shot which made me feel as if I played Story Mode for no freaking reason. Story Mode however is good for ryo. Anyone else notice that Zetsu is yet again forgotten in this game? Poor Zetsu.
         All in all, it is a fun game to play and the anime scenes that haven't come out in English yet are very good so I give this game 4 stars. I spent $59 on this game, I'm keeping it for that reason alone. You can defeat this game in a day.

Tell me your experience with the game and if you are stuck on a battle in story mode.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Perverted Naruto Fan Fiction 2

Another pairing I absolutely adore other than Kisame and Itachi is Yahiko and Konan. Yahiko created the Akatsuki and was the once to convince Jiraiya to train them to become ninja. When he died, Nagato used his body as Tendo Pain and ruled Akatsuki using his friend's animated corpse through the chakra rods he implanted in Yahiko's body. I love the Amegakure nin, to me their the only ones with a good back story to them and they were very well developed characters. Plus I just love how ghetto and torn up their village looks, all held together with ninja duct tape while everybody else's village is beautiful and one with nature. There's a lot of bars in Amegakure, has anyone noticed that? I like how brave Yahiko was as a kid and how he actually wanted to inflict pain on others so they could understand the pain he felt, as he got older he matured and wanted to help people rather than begin conflicts. It was a shame that he died.

Konan is also an under appreciated character, she was wise enough to never trust Tobi, she was mature and never went on rants about how unfair her life had been. She took the good and the bad, in a way, she reminds me of Itachi, they bother understood what it meant to be ninja and never revealed their secrets while living. Unfortunately Kishimoto-sensei kills all the happy couples. They had a basic, boy meets girl, becomes friends then lovers over time relationship. Nothing wrong with that.

                    
Yahiko x Konan fan fic

Yahiko froze as he realized that for the first time in a long time, he and Konan were completely alone. He was badly injured, bandaged up enough to make him look like a mummy on Halloween. Konan also realized this, she quickly shot up on her knees and gently pressed her lips against his, her hand resting on his cheek. Yahiko had been so surprised that he hadn't realized that it was over as quickly as it started. Konan now sat down fully upon the bed looking at the floor in embarrassment. He began to blush as he moved to lean forward, "Yahiko, don't move!" She sounded so concerned, as always. 
          Yahiko leaned foward despite the pain he felt, when he came close enough, he lowered his head to steal another kiss. "Yahiko......." She stammered. 
          "Can I have another kiss?" He asked softly and despite that he was clearly asking, it sounded more like a demand. She felt that even if she said no, he would take another but she wasn't sure if she would mind if he did just that. 
           "Yes....." She answered as he pushed his tongue against hers then over. 
           His right hand graced her abdomen softly pushing her back onto the bed. She hadn't even noticed when she was lying squarely beneath him. Her hand lightly gripped his shoulder which had been bandaged while the other tied itself in his strawberry blond hair. 
           Lifting away from her mouth only to breathe, he kissed her back forcefully, demanding but lifted away to kiss her jawline and neck. She didn't say anything. "You don't mind," he asked her as his fingers gingerly delved under her shirt. Konan shook her head but found that she couldn't say anything. Yahiko wasted no time, he felt heat searing at his pants and fate had finally given him the opportunity to do something about it. 
           He pushed her shirt up to her collarbone, he attacked her left nipple with his mouth before going on to her right. He traced his tongue down her stomach to her naval piercing, something he always wanted to toy with since he first caught glimpse of it when she was dressing one morning. Wrapping his tongue around the sapphire jewelry, he sucked it into his mouth until his lips parted across her skin. Konan took in a deep breath finding out that she was tickelish there, after apologizing to her, Yahiko went further south. Luckily for him, she wore a skirt and tearing that off and the underwear with it had been easy.
           She hadn't even asked him to stop, she only squirmed out of modesty. He wasn't quite sure why she was being so modest with him. She tried to turn to the side but he placed his hand on her knee. "No. Please.  Spread your legs for me." Konan wasn't a coward and while normally followed the leader's words and order, this was different and she wasn't quite sure if she should but she slowly found herself doing just as he said.
             Yahiko gave her oral sex and when she was wet enough, he rose himself over her. 
He pulled at his sweatpants which had only gotten tighter, pulling them down to reveal his unbandaged lower body. Reassuring his soon to be lady, he rubbed himself against her, wanting too much to shove it inside.    "Yahiko.......I'm not sure........" 
    "No?  Aw don't tell me no." 
    Unfortunately she could never just say no to Yahiko. 
    "Please be gentle......"
    "I will, don't worry. I love you Konan." He said nuzzeling his head against hers.
    "I love you," she told him again. 
    "I know you do." 

    Pushing himself as slowly as he could, she sucked in a deep breath then slowly exhaled once he was halfway inside. "You okay?" He asked feeling concerned. 
    "It hurts." She told him. 
    "It does? Should I stop?" He felt embarrassed, he wasn't hurting, he could barely feel his wounds at the moment. He didn't know it would hurt her. 
     "No. No pain no gain right?" She said to him with a smile. 
    "You're a real soldier."
         Feeling more confident than usual and Yahiko barely ever lost his confidence, he tried as gently as he could to push himself completely inside but when that only caused more pain for Konan, he shook his head.  "I'm gonna say sorry in advance, sorry for this." He placed both hands on either side of her head, mustered his strength despite being as hurt as he was, and pushed as hard as he could until he felt himself all the way inside, past her tight folds. 
       She screamed a bit as she gripped painfully at his shoulders. He kissed her, "I said I was sorry." 
       "That doesn't change the fact that, that was painful."   
       "I didn't think this would hurt you so much, it's not hurting me at all."
       "It's all right." She comforted him drawing him into a deep kiss.
   
    Feeling better about the pain he was causing her, he pushed all other thoughts aside, Nagato was more than capable of holding the Akatsuki together for a day without him or the second in command. Sitting up a bit or as much as Yahiko would allow, he graciously pulled off her shirt and bra so that now she was naked under him. 
    Laying her back down, he hovered a bit before resting his bandaged chest against hers. He picked up a clear rhythm and gently hit different spots inside her body, trying to find the right one. "Mmm," he groaned reveling at how soft she felt, he closed his eyes momentarily before opening them again only to look at his lady. "You feel so good." 
    "Really?" She asked him. 
    "Yes." 
         She laughed a little, "you feel warm and thick," she told him wrapping her arms around the back of his neck but tried not to apply any real pressure so as not to hurt him. 
          "Do I? Is that a good thing?" He wasn't sure, he knew that he was taking up all the space inside of her and to him that felt great, he wanted to be the only one taking up residence. He pushed up and got a moan of pain. "Sorry sorry sorry." 
           So not there, "take me a bit deeper," he said as pulled her down by the outside of her thighs onto him, forcing her down onto the hilt of his fleshy blade. Moving gently, he rocked her until her wetness allowed him to slip even deeper. Groaning, he slowed his movements which had her out of breath and softly moaning for him. "So there you are, I found you." Yahiko exclaimed happily. Konan kissed the side of his face, dampening the bandages.
          "Yes." Was all she could say. Her lower body was full and she didn't want anything else at the moment other than him. Wrapping her calves around the small of his back, she pushed up, blind to any following pain, willing to let him take her. Surprised by her action, he forced it, trying to see how deep he could go but couldn't. Returning to the spot he found that made her moan, he made it his. 
            "You're my lady, right?" He asked sounding a bit unsure. If he had to compete with Nagato, he might actually lose. 
           "I've always wanted to be yours." 
           She told him the truth but he had to ask, ".......and Nagato?" 
            "I love Nagato too, but like a younger brother." 
    Yahiko sighed a breath of relief, luckily he didn't have to compete with his friend, he also thought of Nagato as a brother, and as his savior and all he wanted was to protect both of them. He kissed her forehead, "that makes me feel a lot better." After talk had died down, he kept at that one spot until he felt her body tighten around him, massaging him as her bodily fluid came flowing down upon his skin causing him to release hard inside of her. 
        When their hearts and breathing stopped racing, she asked him what he had done.  "Uh...what's it called again?  E-ejac-ejaculation? Yeah that's it, I ejaculated! Wait, oh fuck." He said that last part more to himself. 
        "What's wrong?" She asked him. 
         "Hold on," he told her as he pulled himself out only to discover that he was covered in blood and that the head of his cock was spluttered with a white liquid. 
         He look to her, there was blood and cum. He sat up quickly, "oh shit, I made you bleed, I'm sorry, I'll be right back." He panicked not sure what he had done to cause her to bleed. Quickly getting to the floor and walking towards the bathroom, Konan sat up then looked down. Nothing looked out of the ordinary to her. Until she placed her hand to her skin then lifted it to see blood and something else. 
        "Oh. I'm bleeding. That's odd, I'm not on my period. So this white stuff is his ejaculation then?" She was considerably less freaked out than he was. Yahiko returned with two towels, one wet and one dry. She watched him as he took the wet towel and wiped off the substances. She held her out her hand to him. He grabbed her wrist and pressed the wet towel to her fingers. "What's the white stuff? It's sticky." 
        Yahiko panicked again, how should I answer? "Uh.....its called semen I think.......and it can get you pregnant......but that's what the older guys tell me." 
        She laughed slightly, "is that so?  Looks like we have to be careful about your ejaculation and semen then." 
      Yahiko looked hopeful, "you aren't mad?" 
      "No. Why would I be mad?"
       Yahiko hugged her, "thank you."
   
    Nagato returned late in the evening to see Konan sleeping beside Yahiko in Yahiko's bed. "That's cute.....but it disturbs me for some reason." He said to himself. The next morning, Konan left early leaving the two boys at home. Yahiko stretched, forgetting completely about his wounds then remembered them as the pain stung him mercilessly. 
           "Morning Nagato!" He greeted, noticing the red haired young man sitting at the table, a cup of tea in his hand. 
          "Good morning Yahiko, feeling better?" 
          "Much better! I'm good enough to fight, I think." He said getting up and joining Nagato at the table. 
          "I don't think your wounds are healed already." Nagato poured some tea for him. 
          "Where's Konan?" He asked after thanking him. 
          "She already left." Silence came over them and they both felt strange. 
          "I love you like a brother Nagato." Yahiko said suddenly. 
          "Uh..thanks, I feel that way about you too.  In fact, I even admire you." 
          "Really?  You don't need to admire me, you're the savior." Yahiko smiled as he wrapped his left arm around Nagato's neck. 
          "But you've always taken care of me," Nagato tried to argue. 
          "And I always will, even when I become god of this world but I want to talk to you about something......" 
          "It's about Konan? I already know." Nagato told him, sparing the older boy from having to say anything. 
          "How? Did she tell you already?"
          Nagato shook his head, "no. I'm not blind Yahiko, quite honestly I've been expecting it for a long time now. I'm surprised that you even had the courage, I hope you didn't cry." Yahiko smacked Nagato on the back of the head, "ow." Nagato rubbed his head. 
        "Don't mock me. I am a man, of course I had the courage and didn't cry! But you know what this means?" 
        Nagato looked up at Yahiko who stood up, "no, what does it mean?" 
        "It means that you're girlfriendless. Hah!" 
        Nagato punched him lightly in the stomach, "silence, I'll get one eventually, after you've become a god." 
        "Ow, don't hit me, I'm wounded." 
        "You're obviously not wounded enough.  And there's blood on your bed. You should clean it up." 
    Yahiko fixed the covers on his bed, then looked back at Nagato, "you liar, there's no blood on my bed, I cleaned it up yesterday." He attacked him playfully, then told him, "you shouldn't wait, even saviors like you have needs." 
       Nagato pushed him aside, "I'm not like you." 
       "You're right, you're way too sensitive, you'd probably cry." Nagato hit him again then left him cringing on the floor. 
       "Nagato, come back, I didn't mean it!" 
       "Oh, Nagato, welcome back." Konan greeted as Nagato entered the Akatsuki's base of operation.       "Konan, please don't have children with Yahiko." 
        She stared at him in confusion, "I wasn't planning to.  Maybe in a distant future long after he's become god." 
       Nagato reached her side, eclipsing her and even Yahiko in height. "That would be for the best. I don't think Uncle Nagato could handle any offspring he has. Especially if its a boy, if its a girl, she might be more like you." Konan laughed at him then handed him a piece of paper, "these are the coordinates that still need some help. I was going to head over there, want to come with me?" 
           "Sure."   
    It was late night when they returned home to find Yahiko standing in front of the stove. "How do you feel?" Konan asked referring to his wounds. 
        He looked back at them, covered in rain water. "Fine. The sting of the wounds has gone away and you?" 
       "I'm fine." She answered without much thought.
       "I should return tomorrow, I don't want to be out for too long and become useless." Yahiko said indefinitely.
        "Even if you were, things are going relatively smooth.We might not even need you for the next couple of days, you should wait until your wounds are completely healed."  Konan told him, she was the second in command and with reason, she was always bright and picked up the ball faster than Nagato and Yahiko, especially when training with Jiraiya-sensei. 
        "Fuck that, I don't want to wait.  I'm fine." Yahiko said in response.
         "You just want to fight," Nagato chipped in. 
        Yahiko glared at Nagato then hit him in the head with a wooden spoon.
         "Ow."
         "That's for earlier." 
          Konan looked to Nagato then at Yahiko then back at Nagato, "is that the reason why you don't want me to have kids with him?" 
         "Yeah." Nagato responded. 
         "What are you guys talking about?" Yahiko asked as he stirred something in a large pot. Nagato looked at Yahiko's back then shook his head. 
          "About me having your kids." Konan joked but the comment had Yahiko turning around wide-eyed as he kept eye contact with her. 
       "You are?" He sounded so surprise. 
      "No. I don't know. Nagato asked me not to have kids with you for fear that'd they be too much like you." 
         Yahiko smiled then hit Nagato again with the wooden spoon. "That's our decision," Yahiko chastised.    "Ow. Not again. Just saying, Uncle Nagato isn't sure he's up to dealing with a little Yahiko." 
    "Don't worry Nagato, even if Konan and I had offspring, either now or later, I'm sure you'd love the kid."
    "Still, we should try to prevent that if it's possible." Konan told Yahiko.
    "No more sex?" Yahiko squeaked, succesfully embarassing Nagato by being so blunt.
    "I didn't say that, just don't ejaculate inside of me." Konan told him.
    "I'm done." Nagato declared at their tactlessness and headed outside, he sat on the small step as he looked up to the raining sky. He did always suspect that Yahiko and Konan's once sibling like relationship would eventually blossom to real love and become intimate but that didn't mean he wanted to hear his older brother-like figure talk about knocking up his older sister-like figure. Although he loved and looked up to Yahiko, he felt more partial to Konan and didn't want big sister to feel hurt by her now lover.
    Konan opened the door, "you okay Nagato? Come inside, dinner is done."
   

*Don't own the characters or fan art.

Perverted Naruto Fan Fiction

Who doesn't write perverted fan fiction? 50 Shades of Gray emerged from it, and no I don't believe that fan fiction should be published. Fan fictions are how we show our love for all the things we love that's already copyrighted so I hate seeing fan art that's copyrighted. You're not the original artist, what's the point of copyrighting your rendition? I don't know, I don't get it.

So I'm going to start with some yaoi between Kisame Hoshigaki and Itachi Uchiha. Even though the fan fic is sexual, I love the relationship between the two men. Here you have Kisame, the big shark of Kirigakure who became confused about his own purpose in life, who found a kindred spirit in the story of Itachi Uchiha murdering his entire clan then he meets the younger man and they develop an actual friendship. I love how they were very subtle about it, especially Kisame. I never thought of them as being homosexual but you can tell Kisame felt very fortunate to find a place where he could belong and not be hated for the things he was ordered to do by his Kage. In Shippuuden when Itachi's illness became worse, there's an episode where Kisame hunts down the Bijuu on his own to spare Itachi from over exerting himself. I felt that was very sweet and spoke volumes to the nature of their relationship and when he died, he thought of no one else but Itachi and it made me want to know more about their day to day relationship as they have been traveling together for years. 

Kisame x Itachi yaoi fan fiction

Kisame lifted up Itachi's shirt then pulled it over his head so that his body laid bare except  covering his shoulders. Kisame placed his right hand on Itachi's stomach, savoring the warmth of his body before moving it upward towards his chest. "I love the way your body looks, you're so beautiful, I know I've said it before, but you're my favorite type of woman." He smiled evilly, something Itachi had grown accustomed to seeing by now.
         Itachi said nothing as Kisame lowered his head to his stomach, just laying against his skin before licking it then moving upward towards his left nipple. Careful not to bite or else he'd bite it off completely. Kisame's hands gripped at his side as he slid his thick tongue across his skin. "Mm," Itachi made a noise that didn't mimick surprise or a even a moan. 
        "My body is betraying me as I speak, if it's of any consequence, I would want yours." He told Kisame. "Why don't you show me yours." He said lowly, grabbing lightly at the bottom of Kisame's shirt.  Kisame pulled it off quickly revealing masculine abs under the light blue skin, and the black fur that trailed down from his belly button. 
           "I didn't know sharks could have fur." Itachi cracked softly as his right hand graced over his lower abdomen. 
           "In comparison to your hairless body, I'm more of a man physically." Itachi laughed softly then nodded as best he could. Itachi reached up to feel the hard rippling muscle, Kisame's body was definitely more masculine compared to his thin and sleek build. "Your skin is cool." He said.
           "And yours is so warm for a dying man." Kisame grinned back, reveling in the light caresses of Itachi's hand. 
           "You want to touch something, touch this." Kisame pulled the hem of his pants down allowing his cock to hang out. 
           Itachi's eyes widened. "Big and blue just like the rest of you." 
           Kisame snickered as he lowered himself slightly enough to tap his cock against Itachi's lower abdomen. He took Itachi's hand and wrapped his fingers around his already rock hard organ. 
            Not asking why, Itachi slowly pumped it, moving his fingers in a way that massaged the foreskin as well. He was much bigger now that he held it. Kisame's cock was thick and long. There was a thicket of black hair above it in which Itachi scratched at, it was silky rather than curly and coarse like normal human males. 
            "You are immaculate my friend." Itachi praised as he sped up his jerking off. 
    Kisame quickly pulled off Itachi's pants and underwear to reveal his hanging self, Kisame was so hard that it was starting to hurt but Itachi hadn't been turned on at all. He didn't care. Kisame grabbed Itachi's wrist then held it above his head as he pressed himself against his friend's cock. He was much thicker and longer than Itachi. "Don't look at me like that, I'm not very big even in full erection." Itachi confided.
          "I don't care about that." Kisame answered shivering at the touch of his friend's warm skin against his cold skin. Kisame lowered down on top of Itachi wanting to feel his body against his. He kissed Itachi fiercely, remembering not to use his teeth. He pulled away to breathe, his gills didn't do anything at all! Itachi surprised him by raising his hands and clamping them down on the back of Kisame's neck, effectively pulling him back into another kiss.
    "I don't want to let you die." 
    "Then what do you want?" 
    "I want to be the last person to feel your warmth." Kisame admitted.
    "What do you mean by that?" Itachi asked not really understanding.
    "You're an intelligent man, you'll figure it out."
    Itachi chuckled, "fair enough. Kisame.............thank -"
    "Stop right there or I'll bite, don't thank me until you breathe your last breath." 
    Itachi looked away. "You can if you want to, I don't mind, we'll call it a reward if you help me with something." 
    "What do I have to do?"
    "Help me to die in front of Sasuke." Itachi looked back up at Kisame, his Sharingan blazing. Kisame really didn't want to, he hesitated biting back everything to not just say no. Instead he raised a hand then lifted Itachi's ponytail then pulled out the band holding it. "Okay." Itachi smiled, "I'll be the woman you want tonight. Just this one time." 
         Closing his eyes, Itachi spread his legs shyly allowing Kisame access to his anal canal. It had been a long time coming but he always wanted to see Itachi look weak and vulnerable like this. "It's gonna hurt," he warned in humor. Itachi didn't respond but bit his lower lip when he felt him enter. "Heh, that's just the head.  Surely you can do better than this Itachi." Kisame mocked earning an annoyed glare from the smaller man. 
        "Then you'll have to do your worse. I've felt worse pain than this, and you know I have." Itachi responded. Kisame smiled revealing his shark teeth which earned him the nickname Jaws by Konan. With a hard thrust which he surprisingly held back on, he pushed forward until he was all the way inside the tight space.  Itachi gritted his teeth. 
    "No wonder you're a rapist, who the hell would submit to this willingly?" 
    "Uh....YOU. I won't tell anyone that you cried real tears." 
    Itachi smacked at him lightly, "don't be absurd." 
    Kisame laughed, "yeah that's me the absurd shark all right."
    Itachi laughed trying to sit up to make the pain in his lower body lessen a bit but Kisame had other ideas and pushed him back down then told him, "don't get up again. .....
Be a good boy like Tobi."  Itachi glared at him again then sighed, "as you wish."
         Kisame fucked in and out of Itachi until he had the younger man panting for breath and trembling. Itachi gripped at Kisame's muscular arms, even dug his non-existent fingernails into his skin. Kisame didn't want to hurt his friend who was already in so much pain but holding back wasn't something that he was good at. He wanted him, wanted him now, had him now in what was his last chance. He always wanted him and those words slipped out his mouth without him noticing his own lack of verbal control.
        Itachi had suspected it but had dismissed the thought from his mind, Kisame was a fun, loyal friend who cared about his well being the way he cared for Sasuke. "I know," Itachi told him softly, raising his hand to hold the back of his neck gently, then his hand fell down to rub at his broad back.  This was his first time ever with a man. He couldn't ask for more after realizing just how much Kisame truly cared for him.
        He could only hope that Sasuke could end up with someone who really cared about him, either male or female. Lowering himself so that his head wasn't crooked up against the wall like it was, he laid fully down so he could let the older man have him. Kisame would be the only man to ever have him. However, even though Itachi was giving in, Kisame found this position hard. He was such a big man and Itachi was at least a foot and some inches shorter than he was.  ighing to himself, he pulled out, surprising Itachi.
       "What's wrong?" He asked sitting up as Kisame sat back on his knees.
       "Get on your hands and knees," Kisame beamed at him. Itachi couldn't help but to roll his eyes at him but he did say that he would be his lover for the night. He slowly turned over onto his stomach, his elbows down by his head and his knees straight alleviating his lower body's position. His long black hair showered over his shoulders and a part of his back in which his slim body jutted from it seemed. 
       "You know from this position, I can't really tell if you're a man or a woman." Kisame laughed. 
       "Look between my legs, you'll find the male anatomy hanging." Itachi told him sourly. 
       Kisame laughed more. He grabbed at Itachi's balls then licked them, "you mean this?" 
       "Yes that. I didn't know you were such a nymphomaniac." He said honestly, if he was a woman, then he would actually be turned on by all that Kisame had done to him. 
     "Yeah there's a lot of things people don't know about me." Kisame told him, running his tongue from his sacs up the back of his thigh to his butt.
    "I see that now, but if I were your woman, I'd be the happiest woman."
    Kisame stopped, no one had ever said anything like that to him before, to admit that they were happy being with him. "You don't need to be a woman to be happy with me Itachi, you can be just who you are."
    Itachi looked over his shoulder at his friend, he looked so................
    "Kisame. I am content being with you but I'm not ever really happy you know......"
    "Then be my boyfriend until you die." 
    "Will it make you happy Kisame?"
    "Yes. And I'll accept your death and let it go when you die. And it'll stay just between you and me."  Kisame added trying hard to convince him.
      Itachi sighed, he really wanted to say no but Kisame had cared for him, loved him when no one else did.  "Okay. We can give it a try." How far could it really get? Kisame felt his heart leap up making him feel energetic and lively. He knelt over and kissed Itachi's lips. He had a real lover now for the first time. He got behind him, "doesn't mean I'm gonna go easy on you!"  Itachi shook his head, he didn't really think he would.
      Parting his cheeks, he spit on his hand then rubbed it on his cock as lube, then pushed his cock inside to reclaim his ass. Itachi was his now. He bucked hard, grabbing hold of Itachi's waist as he fucked him so he wouldn't move. 
      Itachi opened his mouth, a groan escaping only resulting in arousing his big shark even more. Kisame bent over his back to kiss at his shoulders, his hair getting into his mouth which he really didn't mind. Itachi closed his eyes tightly and braced the impact for each pounding, finding that he really didn't like it but since he was giving his last to Sasuke, he was going to give his best to Kisame.
       He lowered his knees and his upper body until he was nearly flat on the ground. He was taking it well.    "I'm gonna cum buddy," he said to the younger man. 
        "You're gonna try cumming inside of me, aren't you?" Itachi asked opening his red eyes to see Kisame's hand next to his, he was breathing on the back of his neck.
         "You know damn well I am," he said proudly. 
         "Don't," Itachi warned. 
         "This is my night," he reminded him, sitting up.
    He fucked into Itachi hard, trying to make himself release. 
    He roared feeling himself release into Itachi, Itachi trembled then swore viciously. Not only had he not been fucked by a man before but feeling his sperm splurt inside him was a strange feeling too. Kisame pulled out then sat back taking a deep breath. "That's so much better," he then lifted Itachi up putting the small man in his lap. "How do you feel?"
    Itachi rested against him, "I'm fine."
    Kisame pulled down the cover of the on the floor futon and laid his boyfriend in it then himself. They've slept together before in the same bed or futon so now wasn't any different. The sunlight poured into the inn room over the two who held one another. Itachi woke first and got up to bathe, leaving Kisame to sleep a little longer. When Kisame woke up he headed into the bathroom to pee. It wasn't as if he didn't know what to say, he and Itachi were friends, good friends always and there was no reason to act different now.
       "Which of the bijuu are we going after today?" Kisame asked.
        Itachi wrapped a towel around his waist, courtesy of the inn. "The three tail." 
    Itachi stopped dead in his tracks, put his hand over his mouth and coughed up blood until it seeped through his fingers.  He was spewing blood again and as much as he liked covering it up, they had been together for too long to keep it a secret from him. "You okay?" Kisame asked not showing much concern, Itachi was selfless but even he had pride.
    Itachi turned on the cold water in the sink to rinse his hands and mouth, "I'm fine," he lied yet again then left the bathroom. He pulled on his shirt and his pants. 
      Kisame came out feeling a bit more concerned for him than usual. "Are you really okay? Can you fight?"  he asked standing above Itachi who kept his head lowered. Itachi then looked up with his blood red eyes, a clan trait that frightened most people but not him. He loved those blood stained eyes of him that knew the sorrow, loneliness and bloodshed so well, the same things he's only known his whole life.
        "I'll be fine, as always," Itachi smiled sadly. Itachi was never fine and he was the only one who knew that. Itachi placed his hand on Kisame's abdomen then raised his lips to the muscle just under the skin.  Kisame laughed as if it tickled him, "what are you doing?" 
          "I'm going to give Sasuke my best and my last so I want to give you something too." 
           "You're too generous." Kisame smiled as Itachi mouthed his skin, licking it lightly with the tip of his tongue. 
          "Are you going to eat me like you do dango?" Kisame cracked. Itachi looked up then away as he pulled down his underwear. Gingerly taking the large flat cock inbetween his thumb and index, he lifted it up to run his tongue over the shaft up to the head. 
    Kisame shivered, something about this seemed so wrong. Itachi was a man he respected more than anyone, a man he never wanted to see fall or fail. Seeing him rise to his knees to lick up his cock seemed......so wrong. It felt warmer and softer than he thought it would, there wasn't much of a taste, "I thought you'd taste more like Shark Fin Soup." Itachi joked making his shark laugh again. 
         "Oh? Try putting it in your mouth," he joked.
    Itachi looked up at him scandelously, making the older man's cock jump in excitement. "You're so fucking beautiful," Kisame said. Itachi looked up, his mouth open and his tongue visibly running the length of him. He shuddered, he didn't know that Itachi could be so dirty and look so good doing it. "Don't tease me," he could feel himself growing hard.
        Smiling gently, Itachi closed his eyes, licking the head like candy, he took it into his mouth, purposely moaning just to get under his boyfriend's skin.  Just like inside his other orifice, it took up all the space as he gently sucked it, he didn't want it to be shoved down his throat, he had enough health problems. Kisame gently placed a large hand on his head, running his fingers under and through his black hair. 
    Itachi felt skilled but he knew the man was heterosexual, same as he was but maybe the young man had experience giving oral sex. The low heat and moistness of his mouth surrounding the expanding head was driving at his body like a Rasengan to the chest. He slowly shoved the next two inches into his mouth, aware that trying to make him suck all of him would only hurt him. Itachi sucked harder finding that it wasn't so bad.
    But it wasn't enough.
    Soon, Kisame pulled out of his hand and mouth, knelt down and kissed Itachi instead. He pushed Itachi down on the futon, he knew that they had a job to do and should get to it before the morning slipped away but he just couldn't control himself besides, it was Itachi's fault this time. He laid on top of the smaller man then broke for breath. Itachi rubbed the hair above his headband, he never took that thing off.
         "I will be yours until the day I have to die," Itachi reassured him.
         "I look foward to every day until you let your bitch little brother kill you off. What? Bro, don't look at me like that, Sasuke is a bitch." Itachi pushed him off then sat up. Kisame smiled then pulled on his shirt and pants. "Are you mad at me?" Kisame snickered, not caring if he was. Itachi was a man of his word and he promised to be his boyfriend until he died.
          "No," Itachi stood, "let's get to work."
          "Yeah, or else Pain is gonna yell at us. Again." 
    Itachi didn't say anything more as he led Kisame out of the inn and into the bright day. It was time to pretend as if they weren't in a relationship again.

END


I find intimacy beautiful, even more so when you have a strong emotional bond with your partner. Intimacy is beautiful and we should celebrate it no matter who you find yourself in bed with, instead of demonizing people who are more comfortable within their own gender. 
  Equal rights for equal lives

* I have no idea who the artist of fan art is but it is that person's work while Itachi and Kisame belong to Masashi Kishimoto, Shonen Jump and Viz Media.